0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Corrected by Fingersmaster Enjoy! 1 00:02:28,004 --> 00:02:31,138 To be honest, I didn't really give it a second thought. 2 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:34,084 He seemed like a nice guy and everything, but, you know... 3 00:02:34,246 --> 00:02:37,093 ...nothing to die for or anything. 4 00:02:37,637 --> 00:02:39,906 We chatted for a while, but it was small talk. 5 00:02:40,069 --> 00:02:43,201 Nothing flirtatious. It was the furthest thing from my mind. 6 00:02:43,366 --> 00:02:46,365 He was telling me about some trip to Africa he'd done... 7 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:50,559 ...photographing meerkats. These puny, rodent-like things. 8 00:02:52,102 --> 00:02:54,110 They're incredible animals. 9 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:56,417 They live communally, so they eat together... 10 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,399 ...they work together, they look after each other's young. 11 00:02:59,912 --> 00:03:03,621 They keep watch, holding their hands to their foreheads to shield their eyes... 12 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,533 ...while the rest of the tribe forage for food. 13 00:03:06,695 --> 00:03:09,695 Then Sam arrived and dragged me away. 14 00:03:11,207 --> 00:03:13,629 But it wasn't until we shared a cab home.... 15 00:03:15,817 --> 00:03:18,949 So London must be an exciting place to live. 16 00:03:19,113 --> 00:03:20,706 Yeah. 17 00:03:21,353 --> 00:03:24,965 Apart from the cold, the rain, the filth, the huge cost of everything... 18 00:03:25,129 --> 00:03:28,032 ...and the English, it's a great place to live. 19 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:32,069 Sounds terrific. So how long are you here for? 20 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:35,778 -Till Thursday. -Right. 21 00:03:35,946 --> 00:03:38,696 -Three days. -Yeah. 22 00:03:40,075 --> 00:03:42,563 He wasn't gorgeous or anything. 23 00:03:42,731 --> 00:03:45,480 He didn't seem to be my type somehow. 24 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:49,059 I was surprised. There was something about him that was turning me on. 25 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:50,821 He had this... 26 00:03:51,372 --> 00:03:52,899 ...relaxed magnetism. 27 00:03:53,068 --> 00:03:55,435 Sort of, I don't know, like he didn't give a shit. 28 00:03:55,597 --> 00:03:58,858 Yeah, there was definitely something going on between us. 29 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:02,283 When you're about to leave the country, you suddenly become more desirable. 30 00:04:02,445 --> 00:04:05,227 Anyway, he made me laugh. 31 00:04:06,094 --> 00:04:07,687 And I like that. 32 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,589 Three days. 33 00:04:14,158 --> 00:04:15,368 It's tempting. 34 00:04:16,815 --> 00:04:18,244 It's tempting. 35 00:04:19,246 --> 00:04:21,352 Very tempting. 36 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:25,998 With two days off for good behavior. She knows I'm leaving. 37 00:04:26,159 --> 00:04:29,933 Could be fun. Nothing complicated. I mean, he won't hang around. 38 00:04:31,216 --> 00:04:35,340 It's for one night. Doesn't have all the usual expectations. 39 00:04:36,112 --> 00:04:38,217 I bet he wants to. 40 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:41,196 -Does she want to? -I'm sure he wants to. 41 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,191 -Yeah, I think she wants to. -And if it doesn't work out.... 42 00:04:45,777 --> 00:04:48,811 -Maybe she's covered in tattoos. -Maybe he can't get an erection. 43 00:04:48,977 --> 00:04:51,497 -She could be neurotic. -He's into something weird. 44 00:04:51,665 --> 00:04:53,607 Doesn't matter, I'm back in London. 45 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:57,455 He'll be gone soon, who cares? Bye-bye. 46 00:04:57,841 --> 00:05:01,226 So I was thinking, "Should I ask him in?" 47 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:05,455 I don't know. I was feeling pretty horny. 48 00:05:11,059 --> 00:05:13,578 This is me, here on the left. 49 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,402 So.... 50 00:05:25,748 --> 00:05:28,684 -You'll be okay? -Yeah, I'll be fine. 51 00:05:31,893 --> 00:05:36,203 -Well, I guess I'll see you then. -Yeah, yeah. 52 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:38,351 Bye. 53 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,234 Bye. 54 00:05:45,143 --> 00:05:48,525 But that was it, I really felt like sex. 55 00:05:48,694 --> 00:05:50,354 I want sex. 56 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,045 I need sex. 57 00:05:52,214 --> 00:05:53,907 I love sex. 58 00:05:54,904 --> 00:05:57,357 Come on, ask her. Ask her. 59 00:05:58,328 --> 00:06:01,361 What the hell, he's leaving in three days. 60 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:12,180 -Look, I was sort of thinking-- -You want to come in for a coffee? 61 00:06:12,344 --> 00:06:16,852 -I wouldn't mind some tea. -Tea? You'll be lucky. 62 00:06:17,017 --> 00:06:18,511 Come on. 63 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:26,805 Here we go again. 64 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,051 What are you doing? 65 00:06:57,213 --> 00:06:59,450 Just sawing my arm off, so I don't have to wake you. 66 00:06:59,613 --> 00:07:01,020 It didn't work. 67 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:04,733 What time is it? 68 00:07:09,278 --> 00:07:11,897 -It's still early. -Do you have to go? 69 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,396 No, I thought you might want to sleep. 70 00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:18,585 You can go if you want. 71 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,260 But you don't have to. 72 00:07:24,415 --> 00:07:26,204 Do you want me to go? 73 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:28,474 Lie down, will you? 74 00:07:32,449 --> 00:07:34,236 Oh, my God, you're naked! 75 00:07:34,401 --> 00:07:37,663 Quit talking. I have to get to sleep. 76 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,608 And don't move. No wriggling. 77 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,941 I don't want to open my-- 78 00:07:43,521 --> 00:07:43,585 Yeah, if I like someone, I like doing it. It's-- 79 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:47,066 Yeah, if I like someone, I like doing it. It's-- 80 00:07:47,746 --> 00:07:49,175 It's sexy. 81 00:07:49,954 --> 00:07:52,737 And there's something really intimate about it. 82 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:59,548 What are you doing? Do I know you? 83 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:02,875 It's the best time... 84 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,730 ...when you're still half-asleep. 85 00:08:05,891 --> 00:08:08,826 Just semiconscious. 86 00:08:09,796 --> 00:08:14,686 And the warmth, it starts down here and just fills your whole body. 87 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,360 -Try relaxing. -I am relaxed. 88 00:08:31,525 --> 00:08:33,314 I'm trying. 89 00:08:39,655 --> 00:08:43,428 Yeah. Okay. Okay, I'm relaxed. 90 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,445 So eyes closed... 91 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:47,298 ...stay asleep. 92 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:54,084 What if I don't come? 93 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,193 Stop it. 94 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,395 Just close your eyes. Just close your eyes. 95 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:04,934 Bingo. That's it. 96 00:09:05,097 --> 00:09:07,552 Nice and gentle. 97 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:13,664 Up a bit, up a bit. Now around. Go around. 98 00:09:15,178 --> 00:09:17,119 There. Yeah. 99 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:20,451 What if I come too fast? 100 00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:24,068 Forget about him. He can beg for his later. 101 00:09:24,556 --> 00:09:28,833 Yeah, I'm just going to lie here and relax and enjoy it. 102 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,324 Left. Go left. 103 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,602 Please go left. 104 00:09:34,764 --> 00:09:36,705 Just there. 105 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,228 -I like it at night. -I like it when he blows. 106 00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:44,292 -Needs to be a nice tongue. -No, soft. Soft, little licks... 107 00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:48,487 -...that start on my thighs and move in. -It just doesn't do it for me. 108 00:09:48,652 --> 00:09:51,141 It's what he does with his hands that makes it special. 109 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:59,143 God. 110 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:02,057 So close. 111 00:10:03,726 --> 00:10:08,134 I found out how to relax with someone new. 112 00:10:09,006 --> 00:10:10,599 And I got quite ticklish. 113 00:10:11,438 --> 00:10:15,269 Sometimes I just find it too intimate, with his tongue and everything. 114 00:10:15,439 --> 00:10:19,718 He seemed to enjoy it, which is good. Well, I think he enjoyed it. 115 00:10:20,623 --> 00:10:22,631 It wasn't a chore for him. 116 00:10:22,799 --> 00:10:27,558 But I got a bit desensitized, and I think the poor boy got a bit tired. 117 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,950 Are you okay? 118 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,906 It's a meerkat! 119 00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,673 What were you doing down there? 120 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,591 I was foraging for food. 121 00:10:45,489 --> 00:10:49,287 No, she didn't come. But she seemed to enjoy it. 122 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,117 She was laughing enough. 123 00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:55,275 It's sexy when their hips and bottoms start to move around like that. 124 00:10:55,443 --> 00:10:59,469 After a while, it felt like my jaw was going to drop out of my head. 125 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:14,027 Sorry I was so ticklish. 126 00:11:14,899 --> 00:11:16,843 Don't worry about it. 127 00:11:17,397 --> 00:11:19,285 It felt good. 128 00:11:20,406 --> 00:11:23,854 No, you've got a-- You got a good, good laugh. 129 00:11:25,591 --> 00:11:28,818 You gotta shave before next time. 130 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:31,404 What do you mean, next time? 131 00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:39,057 Yeah, it's like sandpaper. 132 00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:41,296 You've got to prepare the surface properly... 133 00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:45,141 ...if you want to start any serious decorating. 134 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:51,095 Look, it felt good. It just takes me a little time... 135 00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:54,355 ...to get used to being so intimate, that's all. 136 00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:02,261 It's a strange situation, I guess. 137 00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:05,938 One moment you're really intimate, fucking each other's brains out. 138 00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:09,206 The next minute, probably never see each other again. 139 00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:12,501 It felt good between us, but he's going. 140 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:16,759 I guess he could've stayed another night, but that would complicate things. 141 00:12:16,923 --> 00:12:21,779 Yeah, that's what it's about. It's sex for one night without any commitment. 142 00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:23,735 Yeah, we both knew that. 143 00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:25,327 No, it was fun. 144 00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:31,164 And he's tender, passionate, everything you want from a guy, but.... 145 00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:36,193 There you are. I thought you sneaked out. 146 00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:39,353 I was about to, but first I thought I'd rifle through your drawers. 147 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:47,771 What? 148 00:13:47,939 --> 00:13:51,648 -So when's the big day? -Saturday, a week. 149 00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:54,300 Look, I better get going. I got heaps to do. 150 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:58,429 Relax, you big dummy, it's not mine. God, what kind of girl do you think I am? 151 00:13:58,595 --> 00:14:02,305 I don't know. For all I know, you like that sort of thing. 152 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,890 Yeah, right. No, I'm making it for someone. 153 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,435 You're a dressmaker? 154 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:10,012 Designer. Well, I used to be, but I got the shits for doing things like that. 155 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:13,312 But in a moment of utter weakness, I said yes. Don't ask me why. 156 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:16,893 -So, what do you do now? -Does it really matter? 157 00:14:17,062 --> 00:14:19,582 I do have cups, you know. 158 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:23,328 It doesn't matter. I'm just vaguely interested, that's all. 159 00:14:23,494 --> 00:14:25,699 Shit. What's the date? 160 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:28,613 Oh, no, I've got a stupid fitting tomorrow. 161 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:32,516 -Sounds to me like you're a dressmaker. -She'll fucking kill me. 162 00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:35,521 Look, I should get out of your hair. 163 00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:38,405 I wasn't trying to get rid of you. 164 00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:42,944 I guess, so.... Then maybe I'll call you? 165 00:14:43,975 --> 00:14:46,398 When? I mean, you're leaving in-- 166 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:50,430 I don't think I'll be, you know, in the right frame of mind. 167 00:14:51,497 --> 00:14:53,384 Yeah, I better go. 168 00:15:01,513 --> 00:15:03,008 See you. 169 00:15:40,142 --> 00:15:41,865 What do we got here? 170 00:16:08,753 --> 00:16:10,825 Now, wait a minute. 171 00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:17,158 -Hello? -Tim, it's Josh. 172 00:16:17,329 --> 00:16:19,598 Where have you been? You disappeared last night. 173 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,899 -Well, I went home with someone. -Yeah? Who? 174 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,073 -You know, a woman. -Really? 175 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,029 -Yeah, Cinthia. -Cinthia? 176 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,755 Remember? I was talking to her. 177 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,409 -Oh, yeah. Right. -You don't have her number, do you? 178 00:16:30,578 --> 00:16:32,881 Listen, a lot of people want to see you before you go. 179 00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:35,497 I'll be there. I just need to talk to her for a minute. 180 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:39,464 What happened to, "I just walk away"? You're leaving. She'll end up liking you. 181 00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:42,025 -No, she won't. It's not like that. -Yeah, sure. 182 00:16:42,197 --> 00:16:44,780 -Come on, mate. -I guess I can call someone. 183 00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:49,615 -Can you call me back in 10? -Okay. Okay, thanks. Bye. 184 00:16:56,468 --> 00:16:58,508 Cinthia. Cin. 185 00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:00,170 She's blond? 186 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,307 -Never heard of her. -You're fucking kidding. 187 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,201 He's only been in town for two minutes. 188 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,441 Yeah, I saw him talking to her. 189 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:14,192 -Oh, Cinthia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -She was attractive. 190 00:17:14,357 --> 00:17:17,391 -That little rat. -Hasn't she got a boyfriend? 191 00:17:21,239 --> 00:17:22,733 Cinthia? 192 00:17:22,902 --> 00:17:26,515 Oh, no. Well, I've been trying to go out with her for ages! 193 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,396 -It's only because he's going away. -I'm not giving him her number. 194 00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:33,554 He wants to call her? When has he ever wanted to call anyone? 195 00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:37,715 -Josh. -What have you been doing? 196 00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:40,756 Listen, mate. Is it Cinthia Roland or Cinthia Graham? 197 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,021 I don't know. 198 00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:45,529 Who said romance is dead? Where are you? 199 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,730 I'm in a phone box outside the-- 200 00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,070 I don't know. Somewhere. 201 00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:52,207 You better be here tomorrow. Got a pen? 202 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:54,966 46-- Yeah, Graham. 203 00:17:58,937 --> 00:18:01,807 Okay, thanks. See you. Bye. 204 00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,772 It's me. I'm outside of the apartment... 205 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:15,544 ...and I think the only thing for us to do is to have sex immediately. 206 00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:19,803 I'm sorry. Yes, I'm sorry. 207 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:24,306 Look, I thought you were somebody else. Okay, I'm sorry. Bye. 208 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,218 Fuck. 209 00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:36,308 -Hello. -Hi, could I speak to Cinthia Graham? 210 00:18:36,477 --> 00:18:39,708 -I mean, Cinthia Roland. -It's me, you idiot. What do you want? 211 00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:42,805 I'm sorry. Look, I think I've just had sex with a total stranger. 212 00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:45,430 It's only been five minutes and you've been unfaithful? 213 00:18:45,598 --> 00:18:48,949 I thought it was you. I think I rang some other Cinthia by mistake. 214 00:18:51,135 --> 00:18:53,689 -So you rang? -Yeah. 215 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,110 -Yeah, I was-- -Hey, come upstairs. 216 00:18:57,279 --> 00:18:59,834 I'm taking all my clothes off. 217 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,229 I might have something to keep you warm. 218 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,052 Why don't you bring it up here? I don't want to catch a chill. 219 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:37,184 -Did I say goodbye? -I don't think so. 220 00:19:37,731 --> 00:19:39,674 Not properly. 221 00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:44,506 Okay, see you. 222 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,582 Bye. 223 00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:53,662 My leg, my leg! Just-- Yeah. 224 00:20:24,076 --> 00:20:27,358 Oh, my God, this is so good! 225 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,060 Turn me over. Turn me over. 226 00:20:32,335 --> 00:20:34,335 Oh, please. If only you'd turn me over. 227 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,605 Oh, yeah! 228 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,375 Oh, yeah! 229 00:20:46,315 --> 00:20:47,515 Just there. 230 00:20:47,885 --> 00:20:50,385 Oh, yeah! Oh, God. 231 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,470 Yeah! Oh, God, just there. 232 00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,725 That's it. Just there, there, there. 233 00:20:59,979 --> 00:21:01,386 Don't fall in love with him. 234 00:21:01,547 --> 00:21:04,896 Don't fall in love with him. Don't, don't, don't! 235 00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:07,204 I love you! 236 00:21:16,491 --> 00:21:17,954 What? 237 00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:24,455 -What? -You know what. 238 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,628 I didn't mean it. 239 00:21:27,342 --> 00:21:28,802 What? 240 00:21:28,973 --> 00:21:31,395 You're a bastard for making me say that. 241 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:32,994 What did I do? 242 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:35,337 I was under duress. 243 00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:40,422 Look, it's not fair. I'm taking that back. 244 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,184 No, it's too late. You can't. 245 00:21:42,352 --> 00:21:44,424 Weren't you leaving? 246 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,029 It's definitely the go. 247 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:57,517 From behind, with your hand on my clitoris. 248 00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,897 Hi, gorg'. It's me. 249 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:09,769 -Pick up. I know you're there. -I'm not answering that. 250 00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:13,931 Hello, hello, hello. Come on, I know you can hear me. 251 00:22:15,186 --> 00:22:16,681 Come on, Cin, pick up. 252 00:22:16,851 --> 00:22:19,272 Hi, Sam. I'm here. 253 00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:22,606 Good. Yeah. 254 00:22:22,772 --> 00:22:25,390 No, a little tired. 255 00:22:26,291 --> 00:22:27,916 No, it was good. 256 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,321 Yeah, about 2:30. 257 00:22:31,605 --> 00:22:33,709 Nothing. Yeah. 258 00:22:35,477 --> 00:22:36,971 Well... 259 00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:38,570 ...yeah. 260 00:22:41,878 --> 00:22:45,195 -Well, actually, he stayed the night. -He stayed the night? 261 00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:47,438 -He stayed the night! -What do you mean? 262 00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:48,915 -At her place? -Has he left? 263 00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:51,829 -Did she have sex with him? -She had sex with him! 264 00:22:51,991 --> 00:22:53,747 What happened? 265 00:22:53,911 --> 00:22:57,227 -So, what happened? -Well, what do you think happened? 266 00:22:57,399 --> 00:22:59,089 Yeah. 267 00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:02,639 -Yeah, it was pretty good. -She'll want some details. 268 00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:07,380 -Come on, I want some details. -Not now. 269 00:23:07,544 --> 00:23:10,228 -Is he still there? I'm coming over. -Forget it. 270 00:23:10,393 --> 00:23:13,776 -I won't stay long, all right? -No way, you'll flirt your ass off. 271 00:23:13,944 --> 00:23:16,793 -What do you mean? -You do it every time I like some guy. 272 00:23:16,954 --> 00:23:18,547 You said "love", remember? 273 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,743 Listen, he's there for one night. 274 00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:24,633 It was just for sex. What do you care? 275 00:23:24,795 --> 00:23:28,951 He was sort of tall, wasn't he? He was disheveled-looking. 276 00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:30,543 Call me tomorrow, Sam. Okay? 277 00:23:30,715 --> 00:23:33,880 But he won't be there. Is he staying another night? 278 00:23:34,044 --> 00:23:36,117 -He's staying another night? -Which one was he? 279 00:23:36,283 --> 00:23:38,586 -Was he that English guy? -Isn't he pasty-looking? 280 00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:41,302 -Must've been a good root. -I talked to him. 281 00:23:41,468 --> 00:23:43,608 -I thought he was boring. -Well, is he? 282 00:23:43,773 --> 00:23:45,976 I don't know. Look, call me tomorrow, Sam. 283 00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:49,884 And I mean it, don't go blabbing. Okay. Bye. 284 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,397 -Was he that tall guy she was talking to? -I didn't see anyone. 285 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,126 -Glasses? -Did he go down on her? 286 00:23:55,294 --> 00:23:57,149 So sex was good first trip to the crest? 287 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,514 -After? -What's she done to deserve that? 288 00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:02,711 Listen, don't say anything. I promised her I wouldn't blab. 289 00:24:07,199 --> 00:24:10,048 She'll tell everyone. She'll-- 290 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,267 Bloody thing! 291 00:24:14,465 --> 00:24:17,181 Yeah, being with someone like Cin, it's.... 292 00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:20,312 I don't know, it's seductive, I guess. 293 00:24:20,481 --> 00:24:24,672 She was open. Confident. She was never uptight. 294 00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:27,802 There was never any of that having to do it with the lights out. 295 00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:30,359 Well, he was already pretty confident, I guess. 296 00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:32,124 In a quiet way. 297 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,527 But he sort of started to do more. 298 00:24:34,691 --> 00:24:37,441 Fishing around for things that I might like. 299 00:24:37,604 --> 00:24:41,116 He wasn't trying to prove anything. Perform. 300 00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:44,959 He just felt into it, into me. 301 00:24:45,124 --> 00:24:47,841 I found that a real turn-on. 302 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:12,382 Keep going. Keep going. 303 00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:14,493 Don't stop, Josh. Don't stop. 304 00:25:17,096 --> 00:25:20,161 Three cups of self-rising flour. 305 00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:21,702 Four lemons. 306 00:25:21,864 --> 00:25:25,924 Yeah, keep going. Keep going. Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. 307 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,129 Please, don't stop. 308 00:25:28,298 --> 00:25:32,040 A cup of milk. A teaspoon of baking powder. 309 00:25:32,393 --> 00:25:34,216 Yeah, don't stop. Don't stop. 310 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:37,128 Please. Please wait for me. 311 00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:40,585 Six eggs. Eight ounces of butter. 312 00:25:40,746 --> 00:25:43,015 Keep going. Keep going. 313 00:25:44,235 --> 00:25:46,406 Desiccated coconut! 314 00:25:49,643 --> 00:25:51,464 Oh, man. 315 00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:05,032 You okay? 316 00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:11,051 -Did I come too quickly? -No. 317 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,201 -It's okay. You can tell me. -No. 318 00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:18,468 Yeah, a bit. 319 00:26:18,638 --> 00:26:22,893 -But it was fine, really. -You should have said something. 320 00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:26,667 -I was trying to slow down. -Shut up, you idiot. 321 00:26:26,831 --> 00:26:28,522 Yeah, the condom came loose... 322 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:32,005 ...and quite frankly, I didn't need the extra friction. 323 00:26:32,177 --> 00:26:34,666 Yeah, I would have liked to have held out... 324 00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:38,093 ...but sometimes it starts and you just can't stop. 325 00:26:38,768 --> 00:26:41,802 Well, anyway, I ran out of ingredients. 326 00:26:42,385 --> 00:26:45,070 It really didn't seem to bother him. 327 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:47,503 I get the shits when guys get all self-conscious. 328 00:26:47,665 --> 00:26:50,764 Like they're worried about their performance. 329 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:53,801 I don't know, they become more grateful or something. 330 00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:57,072 -Grateful? -Yeah. 331 00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,969 You have no idea what some guys are like. 332 00:27:02,099 --> 00:27:05,067 You let them fuck you, and then they get the idea you like them. 333 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:06,921 -Tragic. -Yeah. 334 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:11,632 And the next morning, there's this eager beaver, this droopy-eyed spaniel. 335 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,546 They suddenly become more needy or something. 336 00:28:04,122 --> 00:28:06,032 You got any food in this place? 337 00:28:08,507 --> 00:28:10,263 Haven't you got any food? 338 00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:13,651 Any food? 339 00:28:14,107 --> 00:28:16,977 Well, look in the fridge. There must be something. 340 00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:38,486 I meant food you could eat. 341 00:28:57,057 --> 00:29:00,318 What's the big deal? I like it cold, okay? 342 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,356 Stop smiling. 343 00:29:03,522 --> 00:29:05,858 I'm lucky you keep it wrapped up. 344 00:29:06,018 --> 00:29:08,669 It's the only thing in there that was fresh. 345 00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:21,377 No, no way. You've got a job to be getting back to there. 346 00:29:24,355 --> 00:29:26,811 This is the sort of thing you do. 347 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:31,453 Sneaking up on poor, defenseless animals in their most intimate moments. 348 00:29:33,477 --> 00:29:35,453 Hang on a minute. 349 00:29:40,486 --> 00:29:43,867 He just comes home from lying in the sun all day and he climbs on top. 350 00:29:44,038 --> 00:29:48,348 No kiss, no "how was your day?" Even a cuddle would be nice. 351 00:29:49,319 --> 00:29:52,516 The breath! The breath's unbelievable. 352 00:29:55,975 --> 00:29:59,871 You'd think they'd get sick of the same position, want a bit of variety. 353 00:30:00,136 --> 00:30:05,439 Oh, no. I don't believe it. He wants to do it again. I'm rooted. 354 00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:08,767 -When you gonna get some sleep? -A bit lower. 355 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:12,767 -What, there? -Yeah, that's it. Oh, God. 356 00:30:13,194 --> 00:30:15,779 Surely she doesn't want to do it again. 357 00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:18,793 Now we're getting somewhere. 358 00:30:18,954 --> 00:30:22,948 Jeez, don't be so grateful. He'll think I want to do it again. 359 00:30:24,299 --> 00:30:26,949 -I want my bed. -I need to sleep. 360 00:30:27,115 --> 00:30:29,504 No more sex. God, I can't take it anymore. 361 00:30:29,676 --> 00:30:30,789 I hate sex. 362 00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:34,218 -I just want to get into bed. -I just want to go to sleep. 363 00:30:36,204 --> 00:30:37,447 What are you thinking? 364 00:30:37,613 --> 00:30:40,362 -Nothing, you? -Nothing. 365 00:30:47,086 --> 00:30:48,460 What's wrong? 366 00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:53,741 I can't get comfortable. I can't find anywhere to put my arm. 367 00:30:53,902 --> 00:30:55,910 Well, put it behind you. 368 00:30:56,079 --> 00:30:57,902 What, like this? 369 00:30:58,064 --> 00:31:00,397 Stop it! Put it under you or something. 370 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:03,789 -It'll go to sleep. -That's the idea. 371 00:31:06,256 --> 00:31:08,810 Okay, put it under there. 372 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,692 Good. 373 00:31:13,425 --> 00:31:17,036 Okay, that's enough. Can you get the light? 374 00:31:17,201 --> 00:31:20,236 No, this is perfect. Better not move. 375 00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:22,890 This is torture. 376 00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:28,168 You cannot be serious. 377 00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:32,200 His spare arm was keeping us awake, so it seemed a shame not to. 378 00:31:33,362 --> 00:31:36,396 Look, I was a little bit tired... 379 00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,352 ...but I was going in the morning. 380 00:31:38,581 --> 00:31:41,449 I mean, if it weren't having sex... 381 00:31:42,964 --> 00:31:45,714 ...usually I prefer to sleep alone. 382 00:32:09,942 --> 00:32:13,239 Put the seat down. Is that too much to ask? 383 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,150 They can kick a goal through a couple of different posts. 384 00:32:16,312 --> 00:32:18,733 Build bridges that join up perfectly in the middle. 385 00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:20,759 Ever heard of an astronaut missing the moon? 386 00:32:20,921 --> 00:32:23,736 They have a target to aim at, but it still goes everywhere. 387 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,898 All that zigzagging around the bowl. What's that about? 388 00:32:32,058 --> 00:32:34,447 They're like dogs, staking out their precious territory. 389 00:32:34,618 --> 00:32:36,691 Put it down. It's easy. 390 00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:39,575 And it's not just the odd drop. The place is wet. 391 00:33:12,478 --> 00:33:16,124 Men, they're like wild animals... 392 00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:20,029 ...roaming some prehistoric landscape. 393 00:33:21,248 --> 00:33:23,898 They strut around like they're king of the jungle... 394 00:33:24,064 --> 00:33:28,342 ...marking up their territory, staking their claim. 395 00:33:29,729 --> 00:33:33,557 Look at him, not a hint of self-consciousness. 396 00:33:33,729 --> 00:33:37,405 Totally oblivious to the impact of his presence. 397 00:33:37,664 --> 00:33:40,862 You can tell he thinks he's a good root. 398 00:33:41,026 --> 00:33:45,019 And for some unknown reason I find that sexy. 399 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:39,998 Haven't you ever heard of flushing? 400 00:34:46,089 --> 00:34:49,025 Give me that thing. On your back. 401 00:34:49,194 --> 00:34:50,917 That's it. 402 00:35:00,906 --> 00:35:03,941 No, really, I thought it'd be a one-time thing. 403 00:35:04,107 --> 00:35:08,385 I don't know, there's something really exciting when you click with someone. 404 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:13,767 Feeling them become aroused, feeling their hunger and their passion... 405 00:35:14,477 --> 00:35:16,582 ...like you've let something out of a cage. 406 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,847 The noises, the heat, that moaning thing, their desire. 407 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,394 Sometimes it's hard to let go of, just like that. 408 00:35:23,949 --> 00:35:27,147 You get past the point where nothing else seems to matter. 409 00:35:27,311 --> 00:35:31,305 You can feel his breath, hear his growl. 410 00:35:32,112 --> 00:35:34,150 It makes you feel invincible. 411 00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:38,152 You're dancing away, and there's this warm pleasure... 412 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,452 ...that begins to grow inside the pit of your stomach. 413 00:35:41,615 --> 00:35:44,168 I'm definitely a "yes" girl. 414 00:35:44,336 --> 00:35:49,771 "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" 415 00:35:49,936 --> 00:35:55,437 A lot of no's. You know, "No, no, no, no." And every now and then I get religious. 416 00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,981 Small... 417 00:36:01,106 --> 00:36:03,245 ...birdy breaths. 418 00:36:42,358 --> 00:36:47,094 I don't know. Passion was beginning to take over. 419 00:36:47,511 --> 00:36:51,821 I mean, I like passion, but it scares the shit out of me at the same time. 420 00:36:51,991 --> 00:36:53,815 It gets away from you. 421 00:36:53,977 --> 00:36:55,471 It starts off as a sex thing... 422 00:36:55,641 --> 00:36:59,351 ...and suddenly there's an emotional energy that you can't control. 423 00:36:59,673 --> 00:37:02,542 And you want more and more intimacy. 424 00:37:02,713 --> 00:37:04,655 But there's a price. 425 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,056 You sure about this? 426 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:22,739 Hurry up. What's the big deal? 427 00:37:29,724 --> 00:37:33,108 Don't you know you should never rush a bride? Look, I look ridiculous. 428 00:37:33,277 --> 00:37:35,382 -I don't want to do this. -I'll take it off. 429 00:37:35,548 --> 00:37:38,997 Look, come over here into the light. Come on over here. 430 00:37:39,165 --> 00:37:41,653 I have no idea why I said I'd make this bloody thing. 431 00:37:41,822 --> 00:37:43,197 Why am I doing this? 432 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:45,594 Because you're about her size, okay? 433 00:37:45,757 --> 00:37:47,100 Who's the lucky guy? 434 00:37:47,262 --> 00:37:49,815 Look, stop complaining. I've got to be a bridesmaid. 435 00:37:49,983 --> 00:37:52,373 Bridesmaid? What do you mean, a bridesmaid? 436 00:37:52,544 --> 00:37:55,838 You're a grown woman. Don't you have to be 11 to be a bridesmaid? 437 00:37:55,998 --> 00:37:58,617 No, you idiot. That's a flower girl. 438 00:37:58,784 --> 00:38:02,559 Hold still. If you want to stay, you've got to hold still. 439 00:38:09,665 --> 00:38:11,039 Very good. 440 00:38:12,482 --> 00:38:16,344 Look, I want you to stay, okay? But I've got to get this done. 441 00:38:17,603 --> 00:38:19,576 You know, what is it about marriage? 442 00:38:19,746 --> 00:38:20,956 Get married? 443 00:38:21,121 --> 00:38:23,938 I like the romantic idea, but it's gotta be more than that. 444 00:38:24,098 --> 00:38:26,817 -If it was personal-- -I watched my family fall apart. 445 00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:28,669 I'm happy. We're happy. 446 00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:31,071 -I know he loves me. -It changes things. 447 00:38:31,236 --> 00:38:33,177 Being the center of attention for the day. 448 00:38:33,348 --> 00:38:35,137 -Would that be too hideous? -But now-- 449 00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:37,854 How can you get married and leave your friends and family out? 450 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:39,739 So you'd never get married? 451 00:38:39,907 --> 00:38:41,567 I don't really see the point. 452 00:38:41,732 --> 00:38:44,482 You know you love someone, you're committed to them. 453 00:38:44,644 --> 00:38:46,620 Being married doesn't make any difference. 454 00:38:46,789 --> 00:38:48,797 Never ever under any circumstance? 455 00:38:49,445 --> 00:38:50,655 Negative. 456 00:38:50,821 --> 00:38:53,155 -Not if you had kids? -Negative. 457 00:38:54,182 --> 00:38:57,499 -If it meant breaking up a relationship? -No, especially negative. 458 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:01,122 Not if you really loved someone, and it was important to them. 459 00:39:01,351 --> 00:39:03,139 I wouldn't get involved with someone... 460 00:39:03,303 --> 00:39:05,442 ...who needed to be married that desperately. 461 00:39:05,608 --> 00:39:08,455 Well, at least you're open-minded about it. 462 00:39:11,689 --> 00:39:13,443 Who's that? 463 00:39:13,607 --> 00:39:15,845 Well, how would I know? 464 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:20,868 Sam! 465 00:39:21,033 --> 00:39:22,310 What? You said tomorrow. 466 00:39:22,474 --> 00:39:24,896 No, I said, "Call tomorrow", not just turn up. 467 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:28,164 Well, I just wanted to check and see if you're okay. 468 00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:30,502 Let us in. 469 00:39:38,987 --> 00:39:42,054 That is very kinky. What have you two been up to? 470 00:39:42,219 --> 00:39:43,714 Sam, this is Josh. Josh, Sam. 471 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:45,890 -Yeah, yeah, we met the other night. -Hi. 472 00:39:46,059 --> 00:39:47,434 What can I say? 473 00:39:48,204 --> 00:39:50,115 I do. 474 00:39:52,428 --> 00:39:54,983 Well, I'd love to see the look on Carole's face. 475 00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:58,342 -Who's Carole? -Not a word. I really mean it. 476 00:39:58,509 --> 00:40:00,899 You haven't been doing it in her wedding dress, have you? 477 00:40:01,069 --> 00:40:03,622 If she finds out, she is gonna spew. 478 00:40:04,047 --> 00:40:06,348 Think I'm gonna put the kettle on. 479 00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:09,384 Sam, promise me. 480 00:40:09,551 --> 00:40:11,373 What? I'm not gonna say anything. 481 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:14,285 -Cin, relax. -And, Josh, can you be careful? 482 00:40:14,993 --> 00:40:17,229 I think you're gonna wreck it. 483 00:40:25,137 --> 00:40:27,144 How are you supposed to sit in this thing? 484 00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:29,322 It's not meant for sitting. 485 00:40:30,002 --> 00:40:33,679 -I think I better take it off. -It's fine. Don't worry about it. 486 00:40:34,578 --> 00:40:37,033 All I want to do is be a princess for a day. 487 00:40:38,866 --> 00:40:41,102 Sam. 488 00:40:43,187 --> 00:40:46,122 I should have just told her. I'm not jealous of her. 489 00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:49,489 Well, I don't know. 490 00:40:49,652 --> 00:40:52,466 She does it to me all the time. 491 00:40:52,724 --> 00:40:55,375 I mean, I know she doesn't actually want to fuck him... 492 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,679 ...but she wants him to want to fuck her. 493 00:40:59,349 --> 00:41:04,237 And I just felt stupid, I suppose, because I've got no right to be jealous. 494 00:41:04,405 --> 00:41:06,707 We spent one night together. 495 00:41:17,495 --> 00:41:19,983 Oh, God, I've had such a stressful week. 496 00:41:22,936 --> 00:41:25,172 You wanna try and get some tea into those cups? 497 00:41:25,335 --> 00:41:27,986 Pete's back in town. Pete's this guy I'm seeing. 498 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,705 I mean, not really seeing because, well, he's married. 499 00:41:30,872 --> 00:41:34,222 He's back in town, and I'm trying to do this Rivers of the World thing. 500 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,726 They want it to be good but won't change their deadlines. 501 00:41:36,889 --> 00:41:39,606 -So it's gonna be crap. -Sam produces TV documentaries. 502 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,840 -All right. -What do you do? 503 00:41:42,011 --> 00:41:43,898 Josh is a wildlife photographer. 504 00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:46,167 -Really? -Yeah, yeah. 505 00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:48,719 I work for National Geographic and that sort of stuff. 506 00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:51,224 Ever thought of doing any live action? 507 00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:53,911 Yeah, yeah, but I kind of like to work alone. 508 00:41:54,075 --> 00:41:56,662 You might wanna think about it because... 509 00:41:56,828 --> 00:41:59,096 ...maybe we could do something together. 510 00:41:59,259 --> 00:42:01,911 Look, I'll give you my card. 511 00:42:02,076 --> 00:42:04,759 -Give us a call sometime. -He's leaving tomorrow, actually. 512 00:42:05,307 --> 00:42:08,026 -Leaving? Where to? -I live in London now. 513 00:42:08,188 --> 00:42:09,879 Well, you know... 514 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,603 ...I'm in London from time to time. 515 00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:15,224 -Shit, Sam! -Sorry. 516 00:42:15,389 --> 00:42:19,764 -That's okay. It'll wash right out. -Well, I don't want to wash it, okay? 517 00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:23,162 He's great. 518 00:42:23,326 --> 00:42:26,971 You two obviously having a bit of fun. Shame he's leaving so soon. 519 00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:30,103 Sam, I think it's time for you to go. 520 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:34,038 It wasn't his fault. 521 00:42:34,335 --> 00:42:38,165 But I was pissed off. And there's a lot of unresolved crap between Sam and me. 522 00:42:38,336 --> 00:42:40,639 And I guess I wanted him to-- 523 00:42:41,153 --> 00:42:42,744 I don't know. 524 00:42:42,911 --> 00:42:46,939 It's not fair to expect anything. He just should have never seen all that. 525 00:42:47,105 --> 00:42:49,789 -See you later. Nice to meet you again. -Okay. 526 00:43:14,981 --> 00:43:17,249 Have a good time, did you? 527 00:43:17,413 --> 00:43:21,308 -I'm sorry? -She certainly pulled your chain. 528 00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:23,130 What are you talking about? 529 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:26,335 Do you mind not chucking your clothes on the floor? 530 00:43:27,685 --> 00:43:30,435 Well, there's one shirt, one pair of shoes. 531 00:43:30,598 --> 00:43:34,080 Well, this would be the perfect opportunity to put them back on again. 532 00:43:34,246 --> 00:43:35,971 Okay. 533 00:43:36,134 --> 00:43:39,714 -When am I leaving? -Well, it's up to you. Go if you want. 534 00:43:41,287 --> 00:43:43,229 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 535 00:43:43,399 --> 00:43:46,466 -Doesn't seem like nothing. -Okay, it's not nothing. 536 00:43:48,231 --> 00:43:49,662 Well? 537 00:43:49,832 --> 00:43:53,543 I would have thought it was obvious. If you don't know, I won't draw it for you. 538 00:43:53,705 --> 00:43:56,388 What the hell is your problem? 539 00:43:57,418 --> 00:43:59,076 So who's the girl? 540 00:43:59,241 --> 00:44:00,671 What girl? 541 00:44:02,696 --> 00:44:05,087 I looked in your wallet. 542 00:44:05,419 --> 00:44:08,038 What do you mean, you looked in my wallet? 543 00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:14,144 -So who is she? -She's no one. 544 00:44:14,315 --> 00:44:17,730 It's got nothing to do with you. What are you looking through my stuff for? 545 00:44:17,901 --> 00:44:19,690 Excuse me, what about all my stuff? 546 00:44:19,852 --> 00:44:21,706 My life is completely on display here. 547 00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:24,137 This is my home. It's my friends we have to deal with. 548 00:44:24,301 --> 00:44:26,602 You just waltz in and make yourself comfortable. 549 00:44:27,309 --> 00:44:31,399 I don't even get a glimpse of who you are, what your life's like. 550 00:44:31,564 --> 00:44:34,500 The only thing I know is you're a stupid wildlife photographer. 551 00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:39,242 -Isn't this supposed to be casual? -It is fucking casual. 552 00:44:39,790 --> 00:44:42,539 See you later. Like in about 1 0,000 years. 553 00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:49,641 I was angry and frustrated. None of this should be happening... 554 00:44:49,807 --> 00:44:52,677 ...but I'm walking away feeling like I was doing something wrong. 555 00:44:52,849 --> 00:44:54,341 Like I was making a big mistake. 556 00:44:54,512 --> 00:44:57,773 Look, the whole point of it was that it was casual. 557 00:44:57,935 --> 00:45:00,107 You didn't have to deal with that kind of crap. 558 00:45:04,464 --> 00:45:05,894 Taxi! 559 00:45:29,619 --> 00:45:31,082 You all right there, mate? 560 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:33,358 You seem a bit upset, that's all. 561 00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:36,722 She's absolutely crazy. 562 00:45:59,670 --> 00:46:02,006 Bloody meerkats. 563 00:46:02,487 --> 00:46:04,855 Stupid, bloody animals. 564 00:46:05,017 --> 00:46:08,529 So I'm sitting there holding his bloody sock, feeling guilty. 565 00:46:08,696 --> 00:46:12,012 We had our night. Why didn't I just chuck him out? 566 00:46:12,185 --> 00:46:15,983 I don't know. I mean, maybe I should have made more of an effort... 567 00:46:16,153 --> 00:46:19,023 ...but I thought the idea was you didn't have to make any effort. 568 00:46:19,322 --> 00:46:21,809 I can't do it. Out you get. 569 00:46:22,265 --> 00:46:25,332 -I beg your pardon? -Can't you tell she's scared? 570 00:46:25,498 --> 00:46:29,109 Loosen up. Wouldn't kill you to reveal something about yourself. 571 00:46:29,276 --> 00:46:32,122 And that friend of hers, flirting her ass off with you. 572 00:46:32,282 --> 00:46:34,901 It puts a bit of strain on things, but you can't walk out now. 573 00:46:35,066 --> 00:46:37,173 If nothing else, she needs reassurance. 574 00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:39,762 Since you're such an expert, you go and talk to her. 575 00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:42,005 Okay, okay. 576 00:46:42,173 --> 00:46:46,645 It was supposed to be something casual, and now we're not so sure. Big deal. 577 00:46:46,813 --> 00:46:50,295 Come on. What's wrong with expressing some real feeling? 578 00:46:50,461 --> 00:46:52,021 It's up to you. 579 00:46:52,190 --> 00:46:55,571 Go if you want, turn your back, run away, whatever. 580 00:46:55,742 --> 00:46:58,644 You decide. But I'm not driving you. 581 00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,694 Go on. Out you go. 582 00:47:00,862 --> 00:47:03,646 -What? -Go on. Off you go. 583 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:15,197 Couldn't live with myself if I didn't make you try again. 584 00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:18,878 You have to sleep together and run away. 585 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,855 As soon as you let some sort of intimacy develop, it's-- 586 00:47:22,016 --> 00:47:24,919 I don't know, it gets crazy. 587 00:47:25,089 --> 00:47:27,872 I didn't want it to end like that. 588 00:47:28,034 --> 00:47:29,692 Why does it always have to get so--? 589 00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:31,744 ...complicated. 590 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:34,489 These two kill me. 591 00:49:11,077 --> 00:49:12,535 Yeah? 592 00:49:13,664 --> 00:49:15,836 -Hey, it's me. -Hey, Josh. Good boy. 593 00:49:16,002 --> 00:49:20,057 -What, she kick you out already? -Come on. Open up, will you? 594 00:49:23,356 --> 00:49:25,243 What's going on? 595 00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:27,857 Nobody here called a cab, mate. 596 00:49:28,024 --> 00:49:30,031 Come on, I haven't got all day. 597 00:49:32,182 --> 00:49:34,930 Hey, chuck us down my bag, will you? 598 00:49:39,891 --> 00:49:41,450 What's going on? 599 00:49:41,618 --> 00:49:44,716 -I just gotta sort something out. -In you get. 600 00:49:56,681 --> 00:49:58,175 Unbelievable! 601 00:50:38,866 --> 00:50:40,359 Look.... 602 00:50:40,848 --> 00:50:43,215 A couple of years ago, I.... 603 00:50:44,335 --> 00:50:48,195 Actually, it was a few years ago now, I had this friend. 604 00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,566 You know, a girlfriend. 605 00:50:51,050 --> 00:50:55,618 She was my girlfriend and she wasn't. Anyway, she was my best friend. 606 00:50:55,785 --> 00:50:57,505 And... 607 00:50:58,247 --> 00:51:01,212 ...well, she was the love of my life, I guess. 608 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:07,358 It was the first time in my life I actually was with someone I was really into. 609 00:51:07,521 --> 00:51:10,390 You know that feeling when you just crave them? 610 00:51:11,168 --> 00:51:13,622 Anyway, we were pretty young... 611 00:51:13,791 --> 00:51:17,105 ...and she didn't really feel the same way, so.... 612 00:51:17,628 --> 00:51:21,237 She wanted me to be close to her, but not too close. 613 00:51:22,489 --> 00:51:25,237 I'd go out with other women, and just as I get a girlfriend... 614 00:51:25,399 --> 00:51:27,308 ...she'd offer herself to me. Just enough... 615 00:51:27,478 --> 00:51:30,411 ...to make me feel as though it could happen between us. 616 00:51:31,315 --> 00:51:33,932 But, you know, it never did. 617 00:51:34,228 --> 00:51:35,687 And.... 618 00:51:37,329 --> 00:51:40,359 It started to really wear me down. 619 00:51:41,070 --> 00:51:42,893 So one day... 620 00:51:44,973 --> 00:51:47,655 ...I decided I'd had enough. 621 00:51:49,385 --> 00:51:51,872 So that's how I ended up in London. 622 00:51:55,943 --> 00:51:58,495 Anyway, that photo... 623 00:51:59,109 --> 00:52:01,149 ...it reminds me of.... 624 00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:05,563 Well, I'm fucked if I know. Something. 625 00:52:05,729 --> 00:52:07,703 That you loved her. 626 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:12,569 Sorry. I always laugh when I get nervous. 627 00:52:23,799 --> 00:52:25,522 I don't know. 628 00:52:26,327 --> 00:52:29,520 Look, it was good, but it was also scaring the shit out of me. 629 00:52:31,155 --> 00:52:32,647 We suddenly felt connected. 630 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:37,419 Sex wasn't just casual anymore. It was.... 631 00:52:40,718 --> 00:52:42,953 It was passionate. It was really passionate. 632 00:52:43,116 --> 00:52:45,570 It wasn't about fucking and orgasms and all that. 633 00:52:45,738 --> 00:52:47,594 Well, I mean, it was, but... 634 00:52:47,754 --> 00:52:51,396 ...I don't know, it was deeper, more fulfilling. For me, anyway. 635 00:52:53,030 --> 00:52:56,378 I really didn't want to get into all of that. 636 00:54:00,865 --> 00:54:02,839 I was really asleep. 637 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,468 Good morning. 638 00:54:04,639 --> 00:54:06,580 I made some tea. 639 00:54:07,197 --> 00:54:09,399 -Come on. -Where are we going? 640 00:54:09,564 --> 00:54:11,472 Hey, nice touch. 641 00:54:11,642 --> 00:54:14,708 Didn't want you to think I was a slob or anything. 642 00:54:29,648 --> 00:54:31,208 Hello. 643 00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:39,178 Nice, isn't it? 644 00:54:42,698 --> 00:54:44,584 Very tropical. 645 00:54:54,307 --> 00:54:56,162 No good? 646 00:54:56,322 --> 00:54:59,387 -Did you boil the water? -Listen, buster, I know how to make tea. 647 00:54:59,552 --> 00:55:02,300 It's just like making coffee, only with tea. 648 00:55:02,463 --> 00:55:05,330 I made you a cup the other night. You said you liked it. 649 00:55:08,601 --> 00:55:10,804 That's delicious. 650 00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:14,930 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah. 651 00:55:15,096 --> 00:55:16,851 Was that before or after we had sex? 652 00:55:17,271 --> 00:55:21,098 -Before. You know it was before. -Exactly. 653 00:55:21,813 --> 00:55:23,534 Like making coffee. 654 00:55:28,751 --> 00:55:31,979 Hey, all that before with Sam. What was that about? 655 00:55:32,142 --> 00:55:34,954 Forget it. It wasn't your fault. I just... 656 00:55:35,115 --> 00:55:37,383 ...felt undermined by Sam. 657 00:55:37,547 --> 00:55:41,821 She dumps all this sexually competitive bullshit over me. 658 00:55:42,376 --> 00:55:44,099 I found it humiliating. 659 00:55:44,263 --> 00:55:48,385 And she uses me so she can feel better about herself, more attractive. 660 00:55:48,646 --> 00:55:51,034 You know, sexier. 661 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:54,619 Do you think she's sexy? 662 00:55:54,784 --> 00:55:57,719 I don't know. Oh, look, I wouldn't wanna fuck her... 663 00:55:58,592 --> 00:56:00,151 ...today. 664 00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:10,073 Well, I want you to stay, okay? Until you have to go. If you want. 665 00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:12,468 I mean, I wanna keep fucking you. 666 00:56:12,633 --> 00:56:15,086 I wanna not give a shit when you go tomorrow. I.... 667 00:56:15,254 --> 00:56:19,825 I want you to be some guy I slept with once and then you just pissed off. 668 00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:22,704 I want us to keep having this casual fling. 669 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:46,178 I love you! 670 00:56:47,107 --> 00:56:48,319 Shit! 671 00:56:55,839 --> 00:56:58,487 I can't believe you made me say it again. 672 00:56:58,654 --> 00:57:01,073 You can't help yourself. 673 00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:04,757 -Yeah. -It was out of control. I mean... 674 00:57:05,019 --> 00:57:07,797 ...we hardly knew each other. We fucked, we had a fight. 675 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,229 You walk away. 676 00:57:10,454 --> 00:57:12,943 What were we doing back in bed together? Talking? 677 00:57:17,877 --> 00:57:19,760 -You hungry? -Yeah. 678 00:57:19,921 --> 00:57:21,862 Let's go out and get something to eat. 679 00:57:31,691 --> 00:57:33,665 Ready. 680 00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:36,968 Give me a break, that's too fast. 681 00:57:38,344 --> 00:57:42,017 No, no, no. I'll be quick. Stop that, Joshua. Do those buttons back up. 682 00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:51,964 If you're gonna hassle me, it'll just take longer. 683 00:57:52,127 --> 00:57:55,421 It's bullshit. I'm quick. Five minutes, I'm out, looking good. 684 00:57:58,396 --> 00:58:00,915 This is quick. 685 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:05,009 If it was just her making herself look good for just one guy.... 686 00:58:05,176 --> 00:58:07,031 Well, okay, but... 687 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,223 ...women wanna look great for the rest of the world. 688 00:58:10,391 --> 00:58:11,884 And that can take some time. 689 00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:15,473 -Oh, you're kidding. -What? 690 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:17,964 What? 691 00:58:18,130 --> 00:58:20,876 If I'm premenstrual, it can take me a bit of time... 692 00:58:21,038 --> 00:58:23,014 ...but I think he could cut me some slack. 693 00:58:26,508 --> 00:58:27,936 Do you like this smell? 694 00:58:28,108 --> 00:58:31,456 How can a change of jeans and a bit of lipstick take two hours? 695 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:33,702 A bath? 696 00:58:33,864 --> 00:58:35,750 Don't know why she's so paranoid. 697 00:58:35,911 --> 00:58:39,324 Well, I think she's sexy whatever she's got on. 698 00:58:40,259 --> 00:58:42,649 What do you think? 699 00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:44,510 Perfect, if you were wearing them. 700 00:58:44,801 --> 00:58:46,525 No, I wanna look good. 701 00:58:52,925 --> 00:58:54,714 -Yeah, good. -You think so? I don't-- 702 00:58:54,876 --> 00:58:56,916 I don't know about the skirt. 703 00:58:59,993 --> 00:59:01,170 Fine. 704 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:03,445 Only fine? 705 00:59:04,055 --> 00:59:07,600 -Does this top go with these shoes? -Top with those shoes? Yeah. 706 00:59:07,766 --> 00:59:09,420 Sure? 707 00:59:13,266 --> 00:59:14,957 Who the hell looks at shoes? 708 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,140 That looks great. Everything goes with those shoes. 709 00:59:19,311 --> 00:59:22,855 The shirt goes with the curtains. The lipstick and the belt go perfectly. 710 00:59:23,692 --> 00:59:26,026 You're hopeless. 711 00:59:27,306 --> 00:59:29,827 Now, do you like this one? 712 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,755 Why don't I have anything to wear? 713 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,555 See? 714 00:59:44,722 --> 00:59:48,404 -Okay, the bath was a good idea. -You didn't really want to go out. 715 00:59:48,568 --> 00:59:50,429 Didn't wanna wait for you to do makeup. 716 00:59:50,589 --> 00:59:52,958 Oh, I'm like lightning. Just a bit of lippy. 717 00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,226 Yeah, one quick coat and then I'm ready to face the world. 718 00:59:58,411 --> 01:00:00,455 So, tell me, are you in love with someone in London? 719 01:00:00,624 --> 01:00:01,640 No. 720 01:00:01,809 --> 01:00:04,751 -Are you seeing someone? -No, not that I know of. 721 01:00:05,209 --> 01:00:09,111 Well, do you like someone? I mean, do you have any girlfriends? 722 01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:11,716 Yeah. Yeah, some. 723 01:00:12,231 --> 01:00:14,406 What about you? Boyfriends? 724 01:00:15,019 --> 01:00:18,671 Yeah, but I'd never wanna spend the rest of my life with them, you know. 725 01:00:18,834 --> 01:00:22,487 I mean, I like the idea of being close to someone, but.... 726 01:00:22,941 --> 01:00:26,907 So you think we'd be here like this if I wasn't leaving tomorrow? 727 01:00:27,073 --> 01:00:31,011 No way, buddy. I mean, I'd sleep with you, but you'd definitely have to go after that. 728 01:00:32,686 --> 01:00:35,792 No. I guess I'm really good at getting to the sleeping-with bit... 729 01:00:35,958 --> 01:00:38,350 ...but not good at going from the sleeping-with bit... 730 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,435 ...to the being-with bit. 731 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,926 -So tell me.... -Yes? 732 01:00:46,023 --> 01:00:48,876 How many guys have you got to this sleeping-with bit? 733 01:00:49,036 --> 01:00:51,278 You want to know how many sexual partners I've had? 734 01:00:51,442 --> 01:00:53,138 Yeah, if you wanna tell me. 735 01:00:54,487 --> 01:00:56,531 A few. 736 01:00:56,892 --> 01:00:59,285 -Quite a few. -How many is "quite a few"? 737 01:00:59,457 --> 01:01:02,726 I don't know. You're not going to go all strange on me, are you? 738 01:01:02,888 --> 01:01:04,650 Because I've slept around a bit. 739 01:01:04,813 --> 01:01:07,468 Of course not. Nothing wrong with a bit of practice. 740 01:01:07,634 --> 01:01:10,769 Okay, you wanna fuck anything that moves. What's the big deal? 741 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,004 You're deranged. 742 01:01:14,749 --> 01:01:16,063 Okay. 743 01:01:17,124 --> 01:01:18,622 Twenty-seven. 744 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:23,306 No, 28, if we're just counting guys, and 31 otherwise. 745 01:01:24,049 --> 01:01:26,474 I'm gonna take for granted the extra three were women. 746 01:01:26,646 --> 01:01:29,073 -Good idea. -Twenty-eight? 747 01:01:29,243 --> 01:01:30,905 -That's a pretty good memory. -Yeah. 748 01:01:31,070 --> 01:01:33,344 I was having this exact conversation with number 27... 749 01:01:33,507 --> 01:01:35,485 ...a few weeks ago, and he didn't like it too much. 750 01:01:35,657 --> 01:01:37,383 What, he wanted to know how many? 751 01:01:37,547 --> 01:01:38,891 -Didn't like it? -Nope. 752 01:01:40,337 --> 01:01:44,141 Hang on, let me get this straight. You found this guy attractive? 753 01:01:45,884 --> 01:01:47,478 -And you asked him up here? -Yeah. 754 01:01:47,648 --> 01:01:50,172 You're both naked, you're having sex, right? 755 01:01:50,275 --> 01:01:51,965 And he's got his penis inside you and... 756 01:01:52,262 --> 01:01:54,484 -No complaints? -No complaints. 757 01:01:56,264 --> 01:01:59,085 -He should be happy. -I know. 758 01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:02,868 I hate it when guys make you feel like that. 759 01:02:05,404 --> 01:02:07,382 So come on, your turn. 760 01:02:07,618 --> 01:02:09,795 What? What, how many? 761 01:02:10,148 --> 01:02:12,775 Well, I was a virgin before you forced me up here. 762 01:02:14,128 --> 01:02:17,877 -Come on, how many? -I don't know. Never really counted. 763 01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,833 Well, ballpark it. 764 01:02:20,093 --> 01:02:23,363 Okay, I'd say 40 to 50. 765 01:02:23,556 --> 01:02:27,496 -Probably closer to 50. -Fifty! God, you're such a slut. 766 01:02:29,168 --> 01:02:30,929 -All women. -Of course. 767 01:02:31,798 --> 01:02:36,731 So when did you embark on this rampage? 768 01:02:39,367 --> 01:02:42,441 I was probably about 17. This older woman who must've been all... 769 01:02:42,609 --> 01:02:44,946 ...of about 23 just climbed on top and attacked me. 770 01:02:45,108 --> 01:02:46,803 Started humping away. 771 01:02:46,969 --> 01:02:51,385 I must've done it about 50 times. I'd have been happy with just once. 772 01:02:51,554 --> 01:02:54,465 Fifty times. We're certainly slacking off a bit. 773 01:02:54,634 --> 01:02:58,350 At that age you only have to be in the same hemisphere as a naked woman... 774 01:02:58,516 --> 01:03:01,270 ...and little Elvis starts tapping you on the shoulder. 775 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:05,881 Well, well, well. Look what we've got here. 776 01:03:06,499 --> 01:03:09,922 Looks like Elvis is wanting to tap you on the shoulder. 777 01:03:10,798 --> 01:03:12,429 I think he wants to tap you. 778 01:03:18,943 --> 01:03:22,276 When it first goes in, every part of me blushes. 779 01:03:22,445 --> 01:03:25,250 I refuse to let him put that thing anywhere near my mouth. 780 01:03:25,717 --> 01:03:28,487 It definitely turns me on doing it. I feel really sexy. 781 01:03:28,657 --> 01:03:31,958 It's the best thing in the world. It's more intense than sex. 782 01:03:32,129 --> 01:03:35,157 I don't let the guy look at me. I don't think it looks sexy. 783 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:37,112 I mean: 784 01:03:37,283 --> 01:03:38,329 It's hardly a good look. 785 01:03:42,804 --> 01:03:44,648 Oh, that feels good. 786 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:49,059 Ah, slowly. Slow down. 787 01:03:52,703 --> 01:03:54,703 Careful with those teeth. 788 01:03:55,301 --> 01:03:57,847 Lift your hips, will you? I'm not a fish. 789 01:03:58,118 --> 01:04:00,163 You're pretty good with a snorkel. 790 01:04:01,885 --> 01:04:03,234 It's hard not to use your teeth. 791 01:04:03,334 --> 01:04:05,589 Sometimes you can't get your mouth open wide enough. 792 01:04:05,660 --> 01:04:09,097 If it's a new guy, I want to be down there pronto. 793 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:12,757 It's pure sex, and I like how powerful it makes me feel. 794 01:04:12,928 --> 01:04:16,714 Puts me in control of the situation. I like that. 795 01:04:17,088 --> 01:04:19,925 And I can just lie back and lose myself. 796 01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:22,971 It makes me feel really into her, you know? 797 01:04:34,017 --> 01:04:36,195 This is too good. 798 01:04:36,567 --> 01:04:38,500 I don't know, swallowing it.... 799 01:04:40,238 --> 01:04:41,475 Yes, please. 800 01:04:41,575 --> 01:04:44,549 No. No, I don't. I couldn't. 801 01:04:45,177 --> 01:04:48,638 Yes, please. I love you. 802 01:04:49,312 --> 01:04:50,800 Maybe if I was in love. 803 01:04:50,904 --> 01:04:53,284 You know I love you. Please? 804 01:04:53,545 --> 01:04:55,345 I don't know what's worse: finishing him off with my mouth... 805 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:57,675 or being shot in the eyes, trying to get out of the way at the last minute. 806 01:04:59,078 --> 01:05:00,532 I've done it. 807 01:05:01,006 --> 01:05:02,535 I do it. 808 01:05:02,803 --> 01:05:04,635 But I usually stop just before he.... 809 01:05:06,012 --> 01:05:07,512 Marry me. 810 01:06:35,005 --> 01:06:36,696 Thank you. 811 01:06:42,948 --> 01:06:44,892 Busting! 812 01:06:50,151 --> 01:06:54,792 -What time are you leaving? -My plane's at 1 or something. 813 01:06:54,954 --> 01:06:57,443 -I'd drive you, but-- -Oh, no, no. I'll get a cab. 814 01:06:57,612 --> 01:07:00,780 Good. I hate long-winded goodbyes. 815 01:07:04,016 --> 01:07:05,360 Excuse me. 816 01:07:17,978 --> 01:07:20,347 Do you think I'm getting a little fat? 817 01:07:20,509 --> 01:07:22,715 -Think I'm getting fat? -How would I know? 818 01:07:22,879 --> 01:07:24,635 I've only known you for three days. 819 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:29,277 For all I know, you could have lost 50 kilos and been a real porker a week ago. 820 01:07:29,443 --> 01:07:32,029 Yeah, I think I'm getting a bit pudgy. 821 01:09:25,747 --> 01:09:27,820 Sure I can't convince you to stay? 822 01:09:27,988 --> 01:09:30,672 -No. I gotta go. -All right. 823 01:09:33,271 --> 01:09:36,921 -Help us make the bed, then? -Yeah, okay. 824 01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:15,505 Oh, fuck me. Oh, I just want you to fuck me. 825 01:10:15,668 --> 01:10:17,393 Oh, God! Fuck me. 826 01:10:17,558 --> 01:10:20,593 -Fucking sexy. -Oh, fuck, you're so fucking sexy! 827 01:10:21,337 --> 01:10:23,030 Oh, yeah. 828 01:10:24,154 --> 01:10:26,393 -It was a fuck. -It was just a fuck. 829 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:29,308 It was like the first night. Something physical, I suppose... 830 01:10:29,471 --> 01:10:32,819 -...to remind us why we were there. -Something anonymous... 831 01:10:32,991 --> 01:10:35,647 ...to help me get rid of how confused I felt. 832 01:10:35,810 --> 01:10:38,529 To make his leaving easier. 833 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:36,203 -Stop it. -Oh, I'm gonna be so late. 834 01:11:36,363 --> 01:11:39,049 You're gonna have to bite it off. I'm not moving. 835 01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:44,015 Oh, shit! Look at the time. 836 01:11:49,492 --> 01:11:51,732 I'll give you a call, okay? 837 01:11:53,015 --> 01:11:54,510 I'll call you. 838 01:11:54,713 --> 01:11:56,853 You don't have to. I'm not expecting you to. 839 01:11:57,019 --> 01:11:58,395 Okay. I won't then. 840 01:11:58,554 --> 01:12:00,823 -I'm not gonna call you. -Oh, God. 841 01:12:00,988 --> 01:12:03,445 I don't want you to say it. If you just-- 842 01:12:03,615 --> 01:12:05,917 Are you trying to provoke me? 843 01:12:08,386 --> 01:12:09,793 I gotta go. 844 01:12:09,955 --> 01:12:11,298 Okay. 845 01:12:22,316 --> 01:12:25,069 I'm leaving a fake number over here, okay? 846 01:12:29,585 --> 01:12:33,329 I just want you to fuck me and then piss off. 847 01:12:36,567 --> 01:12:39,349 Can you believe these two? 848 01:13:40,674 --> 01:13:42,748 -Did he ask her? -She's only known him three days. 849 01:13:42,914 --> 01:13:45,371 -She just went. -I didn't see her talking to anyone. 850 01:14:01,263 --> 01:14:03,021 -I-- -That's more like it. 851 01:14:03,185 --> 01:14:04,942 What do you got to lose? 852 01:14:26,850 --> 01:14:29,534 -Gone? Gone where? -Fantastic. 853 01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:33,445 It won't last long. Wait till the blood returns to her brain. 854 01:14:33,606 --> 01:14:36,456 I was stupid, really. We should've just come out with it. 855 01:14:36,616 --> 01:14:40,743 Coughed up how we felt. But somehow it just sneaked up on us. 856 01:14:43,629 --> 01:14:46,282 Neither of us wanted to make the first move. 857 01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,503 It didn't seem real that what was happening could be possible. 858 01:14:58,871 --> 01:15:00,912 I don't believe it! 859 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,968 What do you mean, she's gone to London? 860 01:15:03,130 --> 01:15:05,915 -She's crazy. -What about my dress? 861 01:15:15,713 --> 01:15:19,100 I remember when I was your age. What a great time. 862 01:15:19,271 --> 01:15:21,726 -A world of possibilities. -Can you hurry up? 863 01:15:21,895 --> 01:15:24,197 -Can I give you a word of advice? -Can I stop you? 864 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:27,462 You two have got to start talking to one another. 865 01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:33,198 I'll sue you! 866 01:15:40,019 --> 01:15:45,325 Oh, it was unbelievable. There's one no-show, and I got the last seat. 867 01:15:45,494 --> 01:15:47,568 I was as nervous as hell. 868 01:15:47,737 --> 01:15:51,766 But I thought the best thing to do was to surprise him once we're in the air. 869 01:15:53,311 --> 01:15:55,698 Okay, okay. Okay, pull over, pull over. 870 01:16:01,444 --> 01:16:03,516 Unbelievable! 871 01:16:07,335 --> 01:16:10,270 It's never easy, is it? 872 01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:39,217 I was stuck here in London, and he couldn't get on a plane for three days, but-- 873 01:16:41,758 --> 01:16:44,760 Hello. How's London? 874 01:16:44,929 --> 01:16:49,404 Well, apart from the cold, the rain, the class system and the English... 875 01:16:49,574 --> 01:16:52,355 ...I thought it might be a nice place to live.